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Euromasters - Alles Naar De Kl--te Album
Euromasters - Alles Naar De Kl--te Album
Performer: Euromasters
Title: Alles Naar De Kl--te
Label: Rotterdam Records
Country: Netherlands
Released: 11 Sep 1992
Style: Hardcore, Gabber
Cat: ROT 009
Rating: 4.5/5
Format: MP3, FLAC, WMA
FLAC size: 1542 mb | MP3 size: 2965 mb | WMA size: 1908 mb
Genre: Electronic

1Alles Naar De Kl--te (G.J. De Jong Mix)2:45
2Effe Luusteren (Boer Jansen Mix)
Remix – Boer Jansen
3Alles Naar De Kl--te ('K Dachgut Wel)4:49
4Alles Naar De Kl--te (250 BPM ~~ Oef!)1:45
5Alles Naar De Kl--te (250 BPM Remix By Dimitri)
Remix – Dimitri
6Alles Naar De Kl--te (Wij Doen Niet Mee Aan De Moduh)2:35
7Alles Naar De Kl--te (Rotterdam Mix)3:04


CategoryArtistTitle (Format)LabelCategoryCountryYear
861 063-1Euromasters Alles Naar De Kl--te ‎(12")Polydor861 063-1Germany1992
ROT 009Euromasters Alles Naar De Kl--te ‎(12", RE)Rotterdam RecordsROT 009Netherlands2003
ROT 209Euromasters Alles Naar De Kl--te ‎(7", Single)Rotterdam RecordsROT 209Netherlands1992
S.O.B. 164Euromasters Alles Naar De Kl- -te ‎(12")S.O.B. (Sound Of The Bomb)S.O.B. 164Italy1993
ROT061Euromasters Alles Naar De Kl--te (Remixes) ‎(12")Rotterdam RecordsROT061Netherlands1997


  • CoverLinia
  • Lacquer Cut ByHCB
  • ProducerHarm Reefboer, Teun Hooihouse


Credits are listed in dutch:
"Verzonnen verziekt & verklooit door: Harm Reefboer & Teun Hooihouse in Studio De Reefschuur" which translates roughly to "Made, screwed up and fucked up by Harm Reefboer & Teun Hooihouse at Studio de Reefschuur"

Distribution by: Midtown Nederland
Distribution: USA Antwerp Belgium

Published by Peer Music/Never Mind

A-Side: 45 RPM
B-Side: 33 ⅓ RPM


  • Matrix / Runout (Side A): ROT 009-A HCB873367.
  • Matrix / Runout (Side B): ROT 009-B HCB873367.


  • Lacquer Cut At – The Masters – 873367
  • Distributed By – Mid-Town Distribution
  • Distributed By – USA Import Records
  • Published By – Peermusic
  • Published By – Never Mind Music
  • Produced At – Studio De Reefschuur


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Comments (2)
The second Euromasters release reflected the fact that house and techno were big city music styles, so the "band" disguised themselves as back country farmers on horseback ("hu peerd" in the intro) trying to get their house record plugged ("we also made a nice little house tune, you'd certainly like it...").

The main release spoofs DJ Dimitri (Kneppers), an Amsterdam house DJ who was very popular in Dutch clubland at the time this was recorded. He is offered to make a remix...
For the radio version, two popular Dutch radio jocks (Jeroen van Inkel en Erik de Zwart) are subject to a similar joke: playing the record on the radio...

When you listen to this "maximum number of distorted sounds per second" (as it was reviewed in several dance music magazines), you wouldn't believe the record actually charted. It entered the Dutch Top 40 November 1992, remaining there for 4 weeks and stalling at No. 30 (a feat DJ Dimitri never accomplished...).

Tip: (try to) listen to "Effe Luusteren" (which means "just listen") through an earphone...

The track is said to be giving the name of the Dutch movie "Naar De Klote" (1997), which is all about the Dutch house scene during the nineties. The track was remixed for the soundtrack and is played in the movie when a riot is going on and lots of vinyl records are trashed.
What can be said about this. It's completely of it's time. The cover work has been abused and used numerous time in the midwest (Milwaukee in particular).
Possibly one of the more annoying records to come out which is why it is beautiful and should be played a lot more.
Everything is bollocks.
and jumping around like a loon is okay.